WARNING:

in memento to the series finale of The Office tonight… expect an abundance of posts concerning the aforementioned genius work of comedic gold.

I’m not sorry & you’re welcome for the flood of The Office GIFs that are about to invade your dash…

LMFAO!!!! OMFG. WHY THE HELL IS THIS RECOMMENDED FOR ME, YOUTUBE?!?!?! LOOOOOOOOOL. *crying* *dying*

We have been the recipients of the choicest bounties of heaven; we have grown in numbers, wealth, and power as no other nation has ever known. But we have forgotten God.

We have forgotten the gracious hand which preserved us in peace, and we have vainly imagined, in the deceitfulness of our hearts, that all these blessings were produced by some superior wisdom and virtue of our own.

We have become too self-sufficient to feel the necessity of redeeming and preserving grace, too proud to pray to the God that made us.

True Grit

Just watched for the first time, and I must say - I really enjoyed this film. Little Mattie Ross’ quick-witted comebacks kept me grinning throughout the movie’s entirety. And Matt Damon, hmmm… I’ve previously never found him attractive in the slightest… but, ahem, I may have developed a crush on his character, Mr. Texas Ranger Laboeuf. Rooster was adorable, and I was completely heartbroken when grown-up Mattie missed out on an opportunity to reunite with him. Apart from my affinity to the film’s characters, I felt that the plot and scenes of True Grit were very well developed and fully enthralling. Concluding, I definitely recommend this movie for anyone who has a couple hours of their day to spare. 

aubreyrubecca:

another #tbt. The faces of my 5th birthday party. @valerie1537 @shelbychurch @monicachurch #van

Me on the bottom left, lol (^.^)

Today’s my dad’s 52nd birthday… so, in honor, I posted this photo of the two of us playing Pretty Princess. (^.^)

People who don’t know how to write in cursive don’t deserve to be alive.

I’m so tired of waiting for my life to start.

Slumdog Millionaire.

I will never not love or genuinely enjoy watching this movie. 

amanda bynes blocked me on twitter. lmfao

I don’t typically share personal details such as my geographical whereabouts on tumblr… but, I’m currently on vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Since, I’ve already posted this on Facebook & Twitter this morning, I figured I’d go ahead and share with you guys, as well. 

So… me, last night, with my new boyfriend. Hahahahahha, just kidding, you guys. I’m still forever alone… don’t you worry. Lmao #Vacation. :)

Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.

I don’t think I know how to be nice to people. 

notyourvalentine:

Bold what’s true.

holmeschapelboy:

It’s night right now.

There’s something else you should be doing at the moment. 

You ate chicken today.

There’s a nearby TV on.

You get along with your neighbours.

Twilight is a horrible series.

You’re hungry right now. 

You have worked out today.

Running a mile sounds awful.

You have a job. 

Your parents are still together.

You woke up before 11 this morning.

Baths are better than showers. 

You are 5’5” or shorter.

You hate British accents. 

The 60’s sucked.

Your favourite colour is either blue or purple.

Your hair is short. 

You are by yourself right now.

You’re in your PJ’s right now.

Your hair color is natural. 

You don’t drink soda.

It’s cold out.

Orange juice is better than apple juice.

Video games are awesome.

You have read works by Shakespeare before.

You’ve been professionally diagnosed with a psychological disorder. 

You know someone in the hospital right now. 

You know someone who has beaten cancer.

Sneakers are your favorite shoes to wear.

Chocolate is better than vanilla.

You’re allergic to peanuts.  

You want to go to Europe.

You’re using a laptop right now. 

Plastic surgery is a good idea.

Vanilla is the best scent a girl can wear. 

You’ve made yourself throw up.

You’ve cheated on someone before. 

Your friends do drugs.

You’re Italian.

You have a tan right now. 

You’ve been on a diet before. 

There are socks on your feet right now.

Cheesecake is delicious.

You have gotten your hair cut in the past month.

Your birthday is within the next 2 months.

You’ve been rejected.

Comedies are better than action films.

You consider yourself a picky eater.

You like Asian food.

You have more than 3 pillows on your bed.

You live with at least one parent.

You’re happy right now. 

You are a high school graduate.

You have a pet.

Pugs are cute.

You have brown hair. 

You have blue eyes.

You can count to 20 in another language.

You have studied a foreign language.

You have worked in a fast food restaurant.

You drove somewhere that was further than a half hour away today.

You live in New Jersey.

Your last name begins with an ‘M’.

Your first name begins with an ‘S’.

You have starved yourself.

You are an only child.

You have more than one sibling.

You are a vegetarian.

You have a gym membership.

You are in the military.

You have a relative in the military.

You have been to Europe. 

You are currently enrolled in college/university.

You have done something you told yourself you wouldn’t.

You have braces. 

You wear contact lenses.

You have a tattoo.

You have a lip piercing.

You have a tongue piercing.

You have your nipples pierced.

You have curly hair.

You are engaged.    

You are married.  

You have children.   

You are an aunt or uncle.

Your bedroom walls are blue.

Your bedspread is red.

Your bedroom carpet is beige. 

You have been out to eat at a sit-down restaurant in the last week.

You have been drunk in the past 24 hours.   

You are bisexual.  

You watch Scrubs.

You watch American Idol.

You have been to the movies within the last month.

You have cursed in front of your grandparents.

You had a lunch box with a cartoon character on it when you were little.

You actually pay attention to politics.

You have kissed someone within the last week. 

You have kissed three or more people this year.

You were told you looked cute today.

You were hugged today.

Your best friend is the opposite sex.

You are a good speller.

You are always on time.

You have done something illegal within the last 24 hours.

You have ridden an elevator within the last 3 days.

You have spent the night at someone else’s house within the last 2 weeks.

You have been out of the country within the last year.

You love Mexican food.

You love country music.

You love hip hop.

You love metal.

You love classic rock.

You love techno.

You love instrumental music.

You know someone younger than 10 who passed away.

You have taken pictures of yourself just because you were bored.

You have been in a car wreck.  

You have had stitches.

You have a savings account.

You have broken up with someone for someone else. 

You wish at 11:11.

You have had your heart broken.

You broke someone else’s heart. 

You felt bad about it.

You have an Uncle Bill.

You know a Danielle.

You have hugged a Tiffany.

You have kissed a Blake.

You have had class with a David. 

You have been neighbors with a Hannah.

You have been to a cemetery at midnight.

You have been a vampire for Halloween. 

You have been a pumpkin for Halloween.

You have stayed up for 48 hours straight. 

You own a cowboy hat.

You own a leather coat. 

You are missing someone right now.

You have been let down recently.

You have had someone you thought you could trust betray you. 

You would rather have a one-night stand than a relationship.

You have met someone famous.

If foundation, concealer, and translucent powder didn’t exist… I’m 97% sure that I would’ve killed myself by now.